"Game Rools": We gots 4.

Can you do it, Yes you can!

1. Each player must endeavour to elevate his/her  blood-alcohol level to above the legal driving-limit for Canada (0.08%).

2. Each player gets three strokes per turn.

3. Excessive formalism regarding the "rules" of the game will not be tolerated. Wicket placement will vary in length and direction. The croquet pitch may have any slope or angle, and may or may not be obstructed by any living or non-living objects.

4. Intentional cheating is absolutely verboten.

Look Sharp!